I'm not a very interesting person which, in turn, decreases my ability to say anything interesting at all.
Age 42, Male
Smithfield
None at the moment
Sandy Hook, KY
Joined on 2/18/03
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Get punched by a banana
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch the Turtle
10000 clicks.
View the game walkthrough.
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Hit your first enemy.